Another day, another me.
U know sometimes in life when u juz feel like u suck? Well, this past few days i feel like that... Juz like crap, i guess i alway am like that.
How to know u have a sucky day ahead... time for my top 10 list.
10. When u wake up in the morning, u realised that u are late for work/ school.
9. When u reach the bus stop to take the bus, u realised that u left ur wallet at home.
8. After u hopped into the cab after waiting so long for the bus, the bus comes.
7. That u lost all ur money on soccer bets the night before.
6. You went to school/work and u realised u bought the wrong set of notes/ project.
5. U left house, feeling happy n good abt the day, reached work/school on time, on the way,
gals look at u and giggled, then u realised u forgot to zip ur fly.
4. When u have a bad hair day.
3. As u are eating or talking, u bite ur own tongue. Ouch!
2. The soup or curry that u enjoyed so much ends up on ur shirt/ dress.
1. When u wake up from a night of great sex, u realised a transexxual is sleeping next to u.

1 Comments:
hahahahaaaaa!! tts funny and cranky!
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