Nicholas's Birthday

Hey there, I decided to post another blog today at the request of my friend, Meifang. I guess I am going to stop writing soon… Getting very sick of typing, no one read my ideology anyway. Today on the 26th march 2005 is a special day for me, today is the day I got myself a galfriend! How do I even start? I met her at Starbucks, she sitting there alone n when our eyes met, I guess I juz had to walk over n say hi… K la, juz fucking around with u guys, how can it be possible for me? Though I hope it will happen one day…

Today is my nephew, Nicholas’s 1st birthday… I woke up early to make preparations for his party under our house’s function room. I had to blow up balloons, almost 50 on my own. After the blowing session, I swear to god my lips taste of rubber n my lungs capacity went up by 50%. ( Now, u know how I can talk non-stop without stopping for air. ) As I was blowing up balloons, it reminded me of the primary school bookshop which I studied in. They sold balloons at 10 cents each. Once in a while, I will buy one n blow. Thinking back, it was juz cheap thrills… Still remembered those days when my ambition was to own a bookshop cos I was crazy abt collecting stationeries. Haha. Notice all these simple things in life will bring back happy memories of the younger days…

At 10.30am, the caterer came n place the buffet. My sis ordered for 25 people n I have to admit that the food looks good. Though I was worried that there was not enough to go around, I was prepared to eat elsewhere… By 12, all the guests arrived, consisting of my sis’s friends n our relatives. The adults were chatting as usual, the kids was swimming at the pool n I was there to make sure that everything runs smoothly. I am not bad with parties k, I think I will get 1st class honours for Party admin n management. My uncles n aunties was thinking of upgrading their houses n they saw that the condo we live in was not bad at all, afterall, condo prices are now at a all time low, so I guess it was a good idea afterall. The prospects of us living together sounds good cos ever since my Grand pa’s death this year, I juz felt that as family, we should stick together. And wat better way to do that than to stay near each other… I hope they do consider, but of course I can also borrow their cars when they not using it la. See, we can save money if we car pool properly. Am I smart or not?

The party was disrupted at 3pm cos our usage of the function room was over n it was someone’s else turn, but of course wat we do was juz shifted upwards to our house. By then, onli the relatives were left. Everyone enjoyed the aircon n we had to feed Nicholas medicine cos he was still sick for the past few days. Looking at him, I realized that life is so beautiful n so worthwhile living, it’s just so innocent n sweet. I wish I can see his world though his eyes even for juz one day. When u loved everyone n everyone loved u back. Every morning he would crawl to my room n ‘disturb’ me till I wake up. I dun know why but I loved kids since I was young. Maybe it’s becos I always wanted a younger bro, but my mum didn’t make one for me. Or maybe I juz love the innocence of a kid…

Next time, if I do get married, I want to have 3 kids provided I can afford it. So my future gf muz have a nice butt so she can have an easier delivery. Haha, juz like going to supermarket to buy meat sia, like to choose which one more tender. So till the next blog…

My Day Out with My God Mom

Today I went out with my God mother to Plaza Singapura… We had lunch at ThaiExpress. I had a BBQ seafood platter served with white rice ( $12.90) , a Chiang Mai Salad ( $ 8.90 ) n a Fresh Prawn roll ( $ 4.90 ), while my God ma had a BBQ chicken seved with white rice ( $ 12.90 ) n shared the salad with me. As this is my first time eating there, I did not know wat is good but after the meal, I will definitely Not miss the Fresh Prawn roll, cos its crap… The rest was ok but at that price, I rather eat in hawker center. But I supposed if u are going out on a date, it’s a small price to pay… But don’t bet on me spending this type of money soon. My god ma is a funny old lady, cautions maybe but also very nice. She helped me when I was in trouble n she always defend me in front of my dad, Thanks a lot , Aunty Kat. Now, she very concerned abt wat type of gal friend I will have n being a funny lady she is, she got me a poem that goes like this:

MY FUTURE WIFE

Girls are many and easy to find
For my wife, I’ll choose the right one
Faithful and true, first of all
And at least be over 5 feet tall
Good looking and shapely if possible
She must be at least a bit sociable
A good cook will suit me well
Not too many boyfriends to tell
Her company should not bore
Jovial, happy and kind above all.

Romantic and a bit childish
Should not be a passionist
Tidy and neat in personality
Able to house-keep the home wisely
Not the type who squander money
On fashions that suit her fancy
Dependable with some initative
Help me out in time of need.

Not a playgirl or a flirt
Not a girl that is like dirt
A nagging wife will be a poor choice
She only plagues me with noise
A good mother she must be
To love her children and me.

She must be my partner for life
A joy to me as a capable wife
Remaining time for better or worse
Till death separates us first
Surely not the type who swears and fights
That is not, the type of partner I like
To say I am still a bachelor I am not shy
Those who think they qualify- PLEASE APPLY

Interesting right? When I read it, I juz knew that I have to add it in my blog. So please think hard n decided if any gals out there want to apply, Till the next blog…….

S.I.M

Guess wat? I juz went S.I.M recently to see how is the campus n i have to admit, it was not bad at all. I mean, when i reach Dover MRT station n went to the bus stop to take bus 74, there were already a few chio gals there. Got 1 look like jap sia, n she was looking at me... WEEHAA! Eat ur hearts out GALS! Of course being a green horn to the school, i had earlier on arranged to meet my childhood pal, Meifang aka Pink Bear Bear. She took me to the canteen for lunch, the meal was not too bad... But i was damn sian when i saw 2 of my j.c classmates. I can't be bothered with them sia, i suppose i dun like most of my classmates in j.c and i bet the feeling is same between us. I dun dare say i damn happening but at least i dun act like a poser. Well back to the important topic, i see that S.I.M is not too big but it looks veri power. I mean juz staying there for 2 hours i see so many friends.... Still making my mind up sia, life sucks when i am still in the cross road...

Valentine Day? HA! If U are my gal, Everyday is Valentine Day!!!

K, i guess u all know wat day izzit today... 14th Feb, of course It's HAVE SEX day!!! Opps... wat i meant is VALENTINE day. How i spend it? that muz be the silliest question u got to ask the Charming Wei Ming... Of course i spend like 2 third of my time rejecting gals that wanted to date me n the last 1 third to accept the gifts that they were showering me with until this fucked up customer woke me up from my dream. FUCK U! U know who u are, ASSHOLES!! Actually today is a sad day for me cos as all my loyal subjects know, I am SINGLE! God Damn it. But guess wat? As a treat today, i will spare u my sad loser story. " Can u hear the world celebrating? This muz be their happiest day since the tsunami disaster. "

You know wat i hate abt today? Its not because all the couples are out in full force but because they act like onli today they can buy flowers for their loved ones. If i have a galfriend, i would give her flowers whenever n wherever i want. Onli suckers n i repeat ONLY SUCKERS buy flowers today! I belong to the old-fashioned lovers when it comes to physical approach cos i feel pai seh to kiss kiss n hug hug in the public but when we are alone... HAHAHA I leave that to ur own imagination. But when it comes to making gals happy, all the boys out there can learn a thing or two from me. I do these things without costing myself a fortune. I find that for gals; even the simplest thing like writing a post-it note, calling them on the phone, sending them home, cooking a meal for them also they will be happy. Only BITCHES requests for Prada, LV, Fendi n stuff. If a gal really like u, buying her a cheap tee shirt she will also love it. Well, more on that another day. SMS me if u need tips on making gals happy.

Today at work quite fun cos i spent the whole day writing Valentine day card to all the young gals working at Isetan. Feel like a loser sometimes but i guess i have nothing better to do. I made 3 cds to give to a few special gals today. Why? Cos i think they have similar taste in music as ur truely. I given them to 2 gals namely Charlene n Denise. I find them to be special in their own ways. But dun mistaken, they both are taken liao. I truely believe that Guys n Gals can have true friendships between them. Love is not only between gf n bf but also can apply to friends but if love blossomed, i also dun mind. Hahaha. At end of the day, I hope all my friends can be happy. This way, even if i not happy i can still depend on them. So Before i end my blog, i hope all my friends can have ever-lasting bliss with their partners. Happy Valentine day, gang! Till the next blog.....