Life is juz like a song,,,,,,,, Listen to mine

A classic song by Radiohead, peace n rock on, folks


When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out again
She's running out
She runs runs runs

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here


Unbelievable but true, i heard this song in 1993 n i love it since. I also dun know why. Maybe during then, i already know how to enjoy great music or maybe then i already knew i was a loser? Haha... Life is so unpredictable n short, but at least i am enjoying every minute of it. Today i want to make a confession; i like to admit all the gals i have a crush before. Namely by order of my jc life, firstly Poh Mun, Felicia, Doreal n Trixie... Poh Mun from my class while the rest from my school. I lost Poh Mun to my classmate because i too shy to confess my love for her. The rest are also the same. I know, i know, u guys muz be pitying these gals that i have set my eyes on. I also dun know why i like them too... Love?... Lust? That i dun know but i onli know tat if they went with me, i will do my best to care for them. But alas, i also know that no gal will be interested with a fat guy who looks childish, think like a kid n also lack a real ambition in life. So thank god, they never knew tat i like them, i think they will feel damn disgusted. Well, i am happy for Poh Mun becos i know for a fact that her bf treats her well n they are still together, the rest of the gals i dun know too well. Hopefully they found their "the other half" liao. I hope they not suffering the painful feeling of singlehood like me, even having a crush on someone is a great feeling. Haha or else i still waiting.... Haha
just joking, i think i also have to move on wif life too...... No point pinning for somethings that i cannot get. Wat will be will be. Afterall, chinese have a saying " good horse dun eat the grass from the back." So long, Poh Mun, Felicia, Doreal n Trixie!!!! Liking U all was great, crazy n also sorrowful but thanks for giving me the experiences even though u all are not aware of it. Maybe n i mean maybe, fate may play a cruel joke on u n maybe i will end up with anyone of u, but by then i hope u will love me like i will love u.
But for now, the new improved Wei Ming will soldier on n become a better person. Till the next blog..........

Help me make up my MIND!!!!

These two dayz have been hell for me. Its like a roller-coaster for me. This is how it goes:

Friday--0800>>>> Wake up. Have to go to new house with mom as there are
some flaws that need to be fixed by developers.

--0930>>>> Reach new home, mom went to inspect flaws while i
read "the classified" for jobs. Ate nasi lemak,
didn't taste veri good. Saw a lot of jobs, didn't
like them either...

--1100>>>> Bored at all the boring jobs offered. Still loss, dun
know wat to do. Went to consult mom on which room to
choose. I know u all may say i am lucky to have
rooms to choose from, but they both suck.

--1300>>>> Got a suprise call from my JC pal, Maurice Lee
, he currently on leave till ord so ask him to go
job interview with me. Destination: Geylang Lorong 15

--1430>>>> As expected, there was a long queue for the job.
MUZ BE MY GOOD TASTE... Before my turn i realised that
i forgot my passport sized photo, so i had to back
track 3 km to nearest shopping centre. ( All the
food stall n china chickens but no photo shop! Fuck
geylang! No puns indented. haha ) On the way, had duck
rice on the way, I couldn't eat chicken, no taste 4
it. Not bad.

--1615>>>> Went back for interview with photos in hand. The Human
Resource guy ask quite a bit of questions. No problem,
handle his questions like there was no tomolo. Always
knew i had the gift of the gab, but this skill doesn't
work with gals, dun know how come... Was quite happy
with the interview. Left feeling that i will get the
job in 2 days time. Maurice was impressed with how i
carried myself though he never had a doubt that i am
good.

--1625>>>> Receive a call, its Mr Daniel Sim, the HR manager. I
got the job!!! Wow! I knew it was mine anyway, but i
never expected it so fast. Very excited as i tot i
could make a big name for myself at the hotel industry
. I am offically a management trainee for Hotel 81
!!! ( I know wat u all think, sleezy job right? )
Called dad n mom, they were not thrilled at all, who
can blame them. Feel proud of myself. Proceed to
arcade and shopping spree on Batman comics.

--2200>>>> Reach home. All hell break loose. Body parts was
flying everywhere. Rounds of ammos were exchanged on
both sides, with me losing the battle. Got badly
wounded as fire power was stronger on the other side
( aka parents ). Conditions were not to my flavor too.
( job location ). Well i lost the battle in the end.

--2400>>>> After dust settled, i manage to pick my bones n took
my shower. There goes my job, they were offering me
a high pay too.... Fuck my luck n stick my own
head up my candy ass.


Overall, i enjoy my visit to geylang during the day. Was very shocked to see China Women so early starting business, i onli tot they start at night. But all the cheekopeis were also in action, they point here n there. I think they all got fat retirement bonuses as they got money to spend on some lovin if u dig wat i mean! Luckily i look young, so they never come n disturb me. I always believed that hotel 81 had a lot of potential n i was veri excited to be part of their crew. But i guess my parents are not open-minded about that. Hotel 81 hax been expending slowly every year regardless of economy downturn n stuff so i tot i have a chance to make it big with them. Afterall, they are doing decent business. Even though they may have indecent guests, but who are we to judge them? I believed that given a choice, these women also wouldn't want to do such jobs. I guess i just have to find another job, i got retrenched by SAF today... They say i sucked n they have already found other suckers that they can exploited for cheaper cost, so i just have to leave... Those ungrateful fuckers!!! ORD LIAO!!! wahahahaha those of my friends still in army, BYE SUCKERS! TOO lazy to write about saturday story. tell u again till the next blog.........

Out of time, money and career....

Well, today is lazy day for me. I woke up at 12 plus everyday, because i normally sleep at 3 plus a.m. every night. Fuck man, half the day is gone liao. When working people getting ready for lunch then i wake up. Thats sum up all the ambitions of me. My mom always say that " the early bird will get the worms " n believe me my father is a living example; he sleeps before 11.30pm sometimes by 9.00pm n wakes up before 6am. He may onli have a O' level cert but he works hard for his money n saves like mad, no wonder he can buy 2 flats.I am not even 1% like him n that pisses him to hell. Sometimes i feel that i really let him down veri badly but sometimes i just think that i am who i am. I shouldn't be in his shadow. But dun worry, boys and gals, I will change this bad habit or make it work to my advantage. Oh yeah, 1 thing i forget to add is that when it comes to work, i am very serious n hardworking, i strongly believe that my employers deserved my hard work n i in turn deserve every cent that i earn. So fuck all the companies that did not employ me!! At least Hang Ten got some foresight but alas their lousy pay cannot attract man of my talent. Notice i use man instead of men? Well, the reason is that i believe that no one else in Singapore can match me when i am at my peak. So there.

If u read my blog regularly like all smart Singaporeans should, u would notice that me, Wei Ming, is down on luck, love, money, looks n confidence but never out of SMART ideas n COCK comments. I love to talk nonsense so if anyone out there who got lobang for me to make it BIG with my talents, pls call my hp. Actually, if people really know me, they know that i just full of crap. But sadly, not much people do, so they think i very cocky n stuff. I did not get along with some of my SRJC schoolmates because i find them useless n disgusting. I hate people who think they veri happening, cool n smart but in real fact, they cannot make it. Well, if u are 1 of them, FUCK U! Oh n if u think i cannot make it also, FUCK U BACK TOO! WOW! It feels damn shiok to get things off my back, i love using bad words, since my secondary school dayz. But being a gentleman like me, i seldom use them in front of gals but pls dun take my kindness as my weakness because i won't think twice on using it on a bitch. N i am also not a sexist, believe me when i say that because i LOVE the opposite sex a lot, especially chio bu. ( Those that look like shit, pls queue up up next to the toilet ) JUST JOKING! I treat gals of any type with respect. In fact they call me "THE AUNTIES KILLER", afterall which aunty wouldn't like me? I am the type that gals want to bring home to meet their parents n their mothers would die to make me their son-in-law. [ i.e "Marry my daughter n i give u a car", "Marry my daughter n i pay for the wedding" ] I can foresee this type of offers... So if u gals out there who dun want to lose a chance, leave ur no. at my blog. Remember, dun call me cos i will call u. Yea Baby! BTW i want to sue Mike Myers for using me as the role model for his Austin powers character.

Till the next blog... Mojo jojo.... (evil laughter)

WORK, SWEAT, MONEY n love??

To all my faithful readers, so far onli got 2 lah. My best gal pal, SITI and 1 of my veri good pal, LEONARD LEE E.T. But in case u never notice, ur friend, The Great One did not blogged in yesterday. Well thats because i went to work at the PC Show 2004 as a porter! I have to do manual labour; assemble stuffs, carry cartons of printers!! I seem to have a tack for doing all these labour work, in fact i quite enjoy it... It's simple and no back-stabbing. Dun tell me that my destiny lies in Logistics??!!! Anyway, just fucking about lah, i know n u know tat doing this type of work is not my cup of tea, not now not then n not ever. The work damn siong sia, i start from 11am to 8pm plus. There is no lunch break, just work,work, work. Luckily its onli for 2 days, but it also serves as a reminder on why i should study harder n find a better job. Pls dun misunderstand me, i dun look down on labourers nor people with little education, its just that i know thats not where my destiny lies, at least not yet...

Oh yeah, i went to meet up with my primary school chups n then proceed to watch "Harry Potter 3" on saturday night n i muz admit that the show quite solid. A lot of fx effects n good storyline, just like "Lord of the Ring", so wats there to complain? Anyway it was full house lah, typical of Singaporeans with nothing to do but watch movies. And there were a lot of kids too, as far as i was concern, the show can be rated "G". Nothing needed to be censored... Very enjoyable show except that i was sitting ALONE without my friends!... ( It's my fault becos i onli decide to join them in the last minute n so they did not reserve my tic. )

2nd day of work, i already knew wat to expect so i was ready. I open up my cartons early, packed the place neatly n await for the Singaporean Rush. As soon as the main door opened, a lot of people started to rush in. Looking, bargaining n buying. I find that we are veri lucky to stay in Singapore. From the sales at my counter n the other booths, i can almost believe that almost every household in Singapore bought something at the expo. I had to stand for 2 days straight for at least 7 hours each time, causing my legs to be sore n my "proportional" body mass didn't help much either. Remind me never to look down on sales man/ women again.

Being a man of passion n love, i was always on the lookout for "THE ONE", a gal who would give n take my all... N then cupid strike me, standing roughly 10 metres in front of me is a gal of my type!!! At least she looks that way... She was a sales promoter while i was a porter, waiting to serve her every orders. She seem to specialised in selling i455 cos most of her customers seem to buy that set. I dun know how old she was, maybe 17 year old, waiting 4 her poly or maybe 19 year old, waiting to go uni. But 1 thing i knew all along, i want to get to know her!!!

{ Playing to savage garden chorus )

I knew i love u before i met u,
I think i dream u into life,
I knew i love u before i met u,
I have been waiting all my life....

There i was, waiting for 8pm when the expo is closed so that i can walk up to her and ask for her number. Many doubts came into my mind; "Wat if she have bf?", " Wat will she think of me", "Wat happen if she rejects". But the new improved Wei Ming will not stand for this, i cast my doubts n was determined to do the unbelievable thing for the 1st time; to ask a gal for her number, rejection or not. Afterall, if u never try, u never know. Once 8pm, i started to look for her, but God planned a twisted fate for me. She was nowhere in sight. Gone, dissappear without a trace. WHy? WHy? WHy? Why let me see a gal that i like to know better n then not to let me find her?! I dun blame god or anyone, just myself because i should have taken my chance earlier... Well, gals of Singapore n maybe even the world, u all CAN sleep better tonight knowing that the most S.N.A.G in SIngapore or even the world has not been taken up yet... ;) All of u still stand a chance, so do ur best to impress me or else i won't offer u a rose... ;)

Oh yeah, i also got a very giant poster of Ayumi!!! Printed by a CANON booth just behind mine, whom Ayumi is endorsing. wahahaha show it to u next time if u get to my new home. SO if u are someone with something between ur legs, chances are u cannot come. WAHAHAHA

Though she's so far away,
But it just keep getting stronger everyday,
Even now she's gone,
I still carry on.......

WeeHAA hit me baby 1 more time, SpANK ME!!!

Friday 04/06/04 Rainy/Sunny

Today is a time of mixed feelings for me. Firstly, i am quite happy today that the people at Hang Ten called me n offer me a job. Wat can i say? Am i good or wat? WAHAHAHA No one talks like me, i may have a baby face but when u have an interview with me, i believe U will be impress with my self-promotion. { Ask not wat ur company can do for me but wat i can do for ur company!... Blah... Blah } Hey i may have low esteem but i have total confidence in my conversation skills, except to gals lah. All i need is to get me-self some good certs n i believe my future still got a silver lining ahead. WAHAHAHA Pls guys, Dun put me down till a few days, let my ego take over. BTW, i reject their offer because i cannot go down for their meeting tomolo... ;(

Anyway, i going to do some manual labour for Harvey Norman at the Singpore Expo tomolo. Hopefully i can be of usefulness n not end up being a pest. Afterall, i haven work since april 2000, need to get myself some experience from well known companies in Singapore. So far, i worked for SINGTEL N NTUC RESORT. Like to add HARVEY NORMAN to my list too. This time i would be dealing in sales instead of customer services. Wish me luck guys.

Before typing this blog, i caught " The BACHELOR " on tv, and guess wat i tot it was B***SH*T. Ok lar, i think i should just stop acting cute and say it, BULLSHIT!!! BULLSHIT!!! Fuck BOB. Fuck his trying to act nice and friendly to all the gals. I think if he has a choice, he would just take all 25 gals too, i know i would. Anyway, i love reality programs, Singapore's own " EYE FOR A GUY " was not too bad, but they should choose a better, hotter gal. If it was Joanne Peh or Fiona Xie, i will queue up sia. Anyway, Singapore should also have our own version of " The BACHELOR ". And who else better than moi should be the main attraction?! As U know, i have a lot of gals to choose from but i dun mind reducing my choice to 25 gals loh. I know how to treat women with respect, gentleness, love or watever u want to call it... And i know how to ham it up on tv just like BOB.

Before i end my blog today, i like to thanks all my primary school friends for their friendship all these years. Even when we never see each other for so long, we still remain good chups. Although some of us may not be as close anymore, I still enjoy each other company just as much. I shall not put any names but u know who u are. ;) I personally want to thank YICUI for her efforts to organize the gatherings. Thank U once agian, YICUI. To Leonard, come back soon and we go n chong together just like last time. TO Burhan, FUCK U if are reading this!!! ;) so then, till the next blog

INTERVIEWS, LIFE AND DEATH

Oh man oh man oh man, Guess that my english is not up to standard according to my friend, Aaron. Well, wat to do? I suck in my english and chinese lingo. Hell, i suck in almost watever subject i studied in. Izzit my brain or just plain laziness, i also dun know... But dun worry gang, me will work harder on that. U can bet on it.

I just went for 2 job interviews today. 1 at Hang Ten and 1 at Glordano. Guess i didn't impress the interviewers much but hey i tried my best. Anyway, the pay suck and the job requirements damn siong. Dunno if i want to work there even if they offer me the job. I always prefer working in the food industry, at least u still get free food and God knows how much protential there is in the food industry. I mean no matter wat, everyone also has to eat everyday right? But wat to do? Its not like i have a degree or wat, i onli have a freaking A' level cert and a lousy one too if i may add. :( I noticed that Singaporeans complain too much for their own good and they also demand a lot. I mean just look at me, i just complained about jobs offer! But if you do read the forum regularly, u noticed that a lot of people complain even about the smallest of things. Fuck you society, shame on u! Life may be a bitch but at least we should try to endure and not complain so much. I just read a blog belonging to a 16 year old gal from rgps/nygh/rjc and i have to admit her english damn powderful and deep. I guess she muz belong to the top 5% class of Singapore. Sometimes it makes me wonder, 10 years down the road, do u think these young top 5% elites of our society will make it big in life? Or are they going to end up working as normal office workers or do u think they will turn into successful fuckers who make big bucks n then fuck off from Singapore?? I hope they dun do that lah, at least they should do something back for society or wat. I always wanted to do something for society but i lack the ability to do so. Heck, i am finding it hard even to contribute to my family household. But as i get older and hopefully more successful, rest assure that i will give back to society.

About death, it seems too creepy to talk about it but yet we should just embrace it. After all, life and death is just like the 2 sides of a coin. Humans live for an average of 70- 80 years so it doesn't seem too far away. Fuck, I ain't going to be sure how long I am going to live. Feel scare in a way. But i believe that our lives should be like a candle, as long as we are still alive, we should bring warmth to other people. And i hope to go off with a bang, hopefully when i die one day, people will say :" there gones a wonderful bugger, they just dun make them like they used to." My life evolves around my friends and family... I also read in papers that people are placing their parents in old aged home and care centres even if they are fit to stay at home. Thats damn sad man. I also dunno wat the future holds for me, but i know that deep down inside this fat n shallow body of mine, i will do my best to look after my parents. Even though i have let them down so many times, i believe the least i can do is to take care of them in old age. Yes, i may always complain and compare my parents to my friends' parents but i know deep down inside, no one will ever love me more than my parents. But i just dunno why i cannot express it to them or show it to them, instead i pissed them off more... Dun tell me that onli by losing someone close to our heart will we then tresure them more? I dun want! I guess i just have to work harder these few years to show my parents that i can become a responsible, hard-working, honest down to earth son to them. I believe that LOVE will drive me towards my goals. LOVE U DAD n MUM. BLess u to a ripe healthy old age.

So long, SCV, I love u! ;_ (

Today, i lose one of my love of my life away. I have to cancel my precious scv as my parents decided not to sponsor me anymore, they think a young man like me should spend more time thinking of my career than watching television. DAMN!! Well... I guess they are right man. ( Notice why most of the time our parents are right but yet as young teens we don't listen? ) Well, 9 more days till ORD. My life will undergo another phrase. No longer will i be able to hide in my sheltered life in army, instead i will have to endure wat the outside world will throw at me... But i am not afraid! For i have screwed up my life too many times, i vowed upon my blog that i will walk further, run faster, work harder and stand taller than before. My good friends have told me off about my slackness but i never listen, so now i am paying the price. Thanks Derek, Mac, Zheng Hao, Chen Meifang for the wake-up call. I guess its better late than never. I will not hope but instead will show u guys a new and improved me in a few months time. If any of my friends read this and notice me slacking off on the way, pls give me a kick in the back, scold me or even beat the fuck sense into me. I know my family will push me but i always seem to take them for granted, so FUCK ME! I failed to be a good son to my parents, failed to be a good brother to my sis n brother-in-law and failed to be a good uncle to my nephew. But NO MORE! I will look forward in life, but never forgetting wat lessons i learnt and wat mistakes i made in the past. GUYS,I NEED UR HELP!!! SO PLS PUSH ME WHEN NEEDED!! LOVE MY BUDS 4EVER!

Anyway on the lighter side of today, i went out with my parents to Tampines Mall to return the scv box and for dinner. My dad was in quite a good mood today n he went to make a wax statue of his hand, it cost $20 and i have to admit that its quite well done. The lady doing it was quite skilled. Saw quite a few babes out there. Notice that there are actually quite a number of china people in Singapore. Got good and bad points about them but i guess i will leave it to another day. Wish i knew how to host pictures, then i can show u wat i have seen in my life. Maybe some other time... Yeah, i bought a pair of jeans today, 1st time i buy straight cut. So that i won't look too fat in it.( Part of my plan to a brand new me ) Its getting late so i guess i pen off now, till the next post...

VESAK DAY EVE

Hello once again to my blog. Sorry to all those that were expecting my blog yeaterday, guess i play u all out. But i guess its better late than never. Today's blog may not be nice to gals so if u do take offence, pls dun read on.
But hey, today is a brand new day so i decide to forget about wat happen yesterday. Nothing happen much today. I went out with my friend, A ( names have been changed to protect my friend's reputation), today to plaza singapura for dinner. So as i was having my banana smoothie, and my pal was waiting for his teriyaki chicken meal, a cute waitress who just finish her shift sat down at the table next to us for her dinner. For people who know me, i dun really like to ogle at gals becos i am gay. ( Just joking, i love the opposite sex! ) And then, A told me softly :" Look at the gal next to u, she has veri nice tits". Well... I guess she has ample size but nothing special lah... But i never really pay attention to her after that becos i was more interested in my latest comics. Anyway, i think she keep looking at my direction. [ Sometimes i guess its quite hard for a person like me not to look good, WAHAHA ] Wanted to ask for her hp no. but scared that i get a slap on my fat n ugly face instead. Then i left p.s at 2130. On the train, i saw 1 couple. Both onli look veri average, but the galfriend was wearing a very short skirt. As they both sat down, i suddenly see the boyfriend put his hand between the gal's legs. Then i realised that after folding her legs, the gal could still be in danger of exposing herself. Then i wonder why would the boyfriend let her wear the so damn short skirt in the first place?! U can call me old-fashion but i would not let my gal wear too short or . No way is she over-exposing herself to other people than me!!

Somehow, my personal problems are getting too much to handle and i guess i am going to end up in deep shit. Also dun know wat to do... I guess my blog readership is still not up to standard yet. Hope to do better.